I'm Learning
Aug 07
I’ve never wanted a tattoo more than I want this. I want mini light sabers on my fingers!!!
Happy Shark Week, everyone.
This is pretty. I want to see this guy on the street and say, “Excuse me sir, will you take off your shirt for me?” Unless he already walks around with his shirt off…which is what I would do if I had a chest tattoo.
Jul 23
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“Today, in the midst of foreplay, this girl tells me I am so hot, I respond “Ditto.” She heatedly responds “I love ditto,” to which I suavely reply “I didn’t know you were into Pokemon. That may make you even sexier.” She knows nothing about Pokemon, but I sure know how to kill the mood. FML”
hahahahaha. LOOOOOOOOOOSER
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“Today, I was lying in bed late at night trying to fall asleep. I blew my nose on a kleenex and was too lazy to get up and but it in the garbage. I threw it under my bed when I heard a whispery voice say “Thank you”. It was my little brother trying to scare me. I peed myself. FML”
Hahaha. Smart brother. I love that.
These sleeve faces are pretty awesome. I’m into it.
Yep. That’s…Bill…
